Twas the Night Before Christmas
at Drug Mart
Twas the Night Before Christmas
and all through the store
not a creature was stirring
which was a real bore
And I in my elf hat ‘bout ready to doze
was standing there twiddling my fingers and toes
When all of a sudden I heard a great noise
Something was happening in our section of toys
I left my register and ran over to find
Someone stooped over with a real big behind
Jumping as he heard me
He bent over again
He turned then I saw him
And that is when…
I noticed his beard was Duck Dynasty long
And his belly was huge like that of King Kong
He spoke not a word but kept stuffing his sack
I said, “Santa you better put all those toys back!”
Ignoring me he went back to his work
I thought, “Holy cow! This guy is a jerk!”
So I called up the feds to drag Santa away
And he left with neither his reindeer nor sleigh
Then I heard him whimper as he rode out of sight,
“Merry Christmas to all. At least I put up a fight!”
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