New name for a customer

A woman came through my line today who had trouble finding her wallet so she said, "they should call me Karen who needs to clean out her purse." After I finished ringing her out I said, "thank you Karen who needs to clean out her purse!"

What on Earth?!

I love our customers. Especially the strange ones! Had a woman today pick up a coin wallet that was for sale and sniff it! I wanted to ask her what she thought it would smell like, but never got the chance!

A cashier's work is never done

Two customers of note:
One was buying hamster food with his two young daughters and he said the hamster probably wouldn't live long enough to eat all that food! So I laughed and said sympathetically to his daughters, "I hope your hamster lives a very long time!"

The other customer of the day asked me if he could take his items home and come back to pay for them later! I honestly don't know of any store which would allow that!

Strange Merchandise

What every person needs in life is a rubber chicken with a green beak wearing a diaper. Okay it's a dog toy, but still highly practical!

What boredom will do to you

I was testing the squeaky toys to make sure the squeakers were still fully operational. You can probably tell what kind of night I was having!

The lowdown on calendars

The reason people spend so much time picking out calendars is because they know whichever one they choose they will be stuck looking at for the entire rest of the year!

Holes

A man at work had holes in his jeans. I wanted to ask him if he knew he was wearing holy jeans!